Sensually sexual social occasions

• Question: no u dont lol - girldad-deactivated20111006-dea
• Answer:

  do so. i wanna be on you

• Question: Bitch. I am all about the class. - cassmandraandfriends
• Answer:

  Classy as fuck NO DOUBT. :D

oh cassy, you so classy

• Question: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink3(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck. - Anonymous
• Answer:

  WHY DID YOU SEND IT TWICE!? i cannot find you because i refuse to sign up for spam

• Question: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink3[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck. - Anonymous
• Answer:

  uhhgg i want to believe this is real.but i also do not want to sign up to spam.

• Question: Hey baby you're back! - likeduen
• Answer:

  i get here and there :D

• Question: If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle Jack off an elephant? - Anonymous
• Answer:

  any day of the mofucking week

• Question: I LOVE YOU...<3 - Anonymous
• Answer:

  i love you tooo batman :D

fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:

californiacornbread:

Watch from the helmet cam of a man climbing a 1,768 foot transmission tower. Your palms will literally sweat. See how long you can watch and rate yourself…

1 minute: Bitch.
3 minutes: You’re pretty hardcore.
4 minutes: People ask you to deliver rings into Mordor.
5 minutes: Voldemort runs from you.
All the way through: You are God. 

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well i always knew i was godly

gary-motherfucking-oak:

4lexithymia:

ih8every1:

how is saying “where is ur kangaroo” to a australian funny wow lol IDGI i have only ever seen like 5 kangaroos in my life……………………………..stop it

My bruva got attacked by a kangaroo once. He is tru aussie blu

I’ve hit a kangaroo with my dads patrol.. it totaled the car.

we don’t take kindly to you city folk round hurr

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I AM CORNHOLIO

ianbrooks:

Rocker Stormtrooper and Fender Stratocaster by Justin Sneddon

What’s the problem with rocker stormtroopers? They cant ever hit any notes.

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respectable 

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